Craigs List Woes

If this isn't the most fucking typical aspect of my life. So  I took a friends advice. I put a post up on Craig's list under casual encounters, m4(W). I haven't been with someone since last October, and for Christ sakes those of you who know me, I loved that girl. I did. more then the one I tried to change last names for? Remember that? Anyhow. Within an hour I get 2 emails.

1 from a sex bot advertising another adult dating site where i can get contacted by more bots and engage in fake sex with them for like 3.95 a minute. 

The other

"Hey im a dude, 30 yr old looking to give a straight guy head. I can host. I have straight porn. if your open minded and if you don't have any luck with the ladies let me know. Just looking to suck a nice dick. hey"

Really? I mean really? I know gay boys love me, but goddamn it. Really I'm thinking about killing myself because girls don't know I exist, and the ones that do just love to be my friend sooooo much that hooking up with me would be bad. I should've just stuck to putting on web cam shows for lonely house wives on yahoo.